Monday, January 09, 2006

The End of an Era...whatever.

My Dearest Corwynne,
The saga, which began many months ago when my husband decided that life in Warren held to much allure to be fought, has ended. We appeared in court today and our divorce was finalized. Greg had his creepy lawyer with him and it appeared that I was alone, but Leggs had insisted that he go. (oh, yeah we got back together, but that is a story for another day.)
It was all very fast and quite silly really. You have to swear to tell the truth and all that as if they don't know that we swore to stay together until death just a few years ago....obviously we lie!
Anyway, Leggs tried very hard to behave himself but it was difficult for him. He saved his dancing for the hallways, which was nice because of the lovely sound quality. He did pop around the court room a bit but that was only so he could flick Greg in the ear lobes so it wasn't like he was doing anything wrong.
So all in all it was painless and quick and if nothing else it is over. So I will now have more time to train my new assistants. They keep trying to decorate in pastels......yuck.

Your affectionate friend,

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